Womb Eviction Day

Some you know someone whose got a birthday coming up? Someone’s getting older, wrinklier, and closer to their inevitable dirt nap!! Celebrate that slow march towards the grave with these – the rudest, the funniest and most brutally honest handmade & hand-stamped wee nibbles. Perfect for those who appreciate dark humour and a well-baked insult like: “your OLD AF!”, In Dog Yrs Your Dead” or the “Holy Shit! You’re half a 100!”  They deliver the unfiltered truth straight to the face of the aging victim, these biscuits make sure no one gets through their birthday without a complete does of savage reality.